Paul Jones
Paul Jones
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The Canyon Man And His Fight Against Modern Technology
By now, most everybody understands that modernity is here to stay and there's no going back. Modern technologies are everywhere one cares to look, and it's even been rumored that the Amish are going to be putting their horses in the latest footgear that's designed to get more than 50 miles per bag of oats out of them. There's no escaping technology, it seems.
However, there's one guy who is still refusing to leave the Age of Sail and get with at least the Age of Aquarius, let alone the age of digital cellular communication. Known as 'Canyon Man, ' this guy can be seen working under his car every Sunday morning, surrounded by a cloud of noxious exhaust fumes whenever it's running. If he has his way, he'll even be buried in that car, sad to say.
It's easy enough to pick this guy out around the neighborhood. For one, he has a leather watch band on his wrist that was given to him in appreciation of all his service after the end of World War I. For another, he is the guy who constantly rails against all these newfangled doodads that kids are sporting on their own wrists these days, claiming that they're actually mind-enslavement tools.
This man is also completely horrified by the thought of looking at any sort of television that doesn't come wrapped in a huge wooden console that probably was made from the oak timbers of a Revolutionary war-era sailing ship that once carried John Paul Jones around, with an equally elderly picture tube, to boot. It's kind of disquieting to think of this, though it's also very true.
For those considering tying Canyon Man down and gifting him with a custom LCD TV, forget about it. Not only wouldn't he even come close to touching it, but he probably would go into a catatonic trance if he heard the words 'digital video disc player.' At a minimum, he would go frothy-mouthed with rage at being forced to watch even a video cassette, not that he could probably announce the word anyway.
Now that digital video signals have completely taken over the airwaves, it's probably a fair bet that Canyon Man is sitting in his house pounding on the side of that big old console TV wondering how to get all that snow off the picture. If the words 'digital converter box' ever pass his lips, it will be time to wonder if the Second Coming has arrived. Certainly, a TV with LED backlight technology will forever be beyond his grasp, both intellectually and morally.
For many of us, the fight that Canyon Man engages in to avoid all of the wonders of modern technology is important because we're the ones who are going to have to put up with him as we move into even more high-tech adventures. There probably won't be a seat on the bus for a guy wearing a leisure suit, let alone anybody having the patience to deal with the cloud of smoke from his car's exhaust.
"I WON'T COMPLAIN" REV.PAUL JONES (Extended Version) Praise Break
